Controversy Queen walks away.....

Wherever she goes…she amuses all and sundry. There was this comical incident which happened the recent past in Mumbai, where our very own “Item Girl”, Rakhi Sawant felt that she was humiliated by the Mumbai Police

I guess this must be the n’th episode of this nature that Ms.Sawant has got into…can’t really keep a count of it. From the time she has come into the glam world, she has an incredible habit of making big issues out of nowhere.

There was this incident which happened some time back outside one of the Police Station (Arthur Road Jail) in Mumbai, where Rakhi out of the blue, appeared on the scene with a number of Computers. Her version of the story was that, it was organized by the Lion’s club and she has to preside over the entire distribution process.

When asked by the media (sorry to say this again, don’t have any other valuable information and quality work to perform and were present waiting at the jail premises for Ms.Sawant hours before she had arrived), she said that she was embarrassed by the cops. For the reasons as to why the cops didn’t allow her into the prison, she informed them that the cops felt that the inmates would go out of control if they see her. It was absolutely hilarious the way she narrated the entire story.

The important points of her interview being….
1. She is a lady sent by god to perform good deeds on this planet.
2. She demanded and reply as why can’t the cops provide her security inside the jail…her argument being that if they can provide securities to the Big B, SRK and Sanjay Dutt, Salman etc then why the hell they can’t provide security to this helpless girl who want to do some thing good for the society.
3. When the media inquired as to what good would happen of you distributing computers to the prisoners….she said she wanted to do a noble cause and give computers to the inmates as they would be able to get valuable information and then would not waste time and consequently become responsible citizens of India by educating themselves…..so I believe her main objective was to help the demands of the growing IT industry, so that the IT companies will now have to wait outside these prisons and get hold of these graduating guys coming out of Tihar Institute of Technology…(thought of a acronym, but it didn’t come out too good.) and other such lockup…. so further Narayan Murthy's in the making.

It’s believed she wants to help the prisoners by giving them freebies from the cash she had earned from the Big Boss...and the cops say that, she was denied entry into the jail premises as she arrived 2 hours late and was allowed to bring in one computer, instead she came up with 10.Her reason being that the inmates shouldn’t get into a quarrel for computers…her reasons are quite valid…I guess.

Whatever you say and think about this female, we have to agree that she has the charisma to seize the attention of the media and the people wherever she goes. She definitely speaks her mind (whatever she has)

Salutation to this controversy queen for being so different.

-GAG

Aussies under threat ?

Its long time since I have written something on my favorite topic and as the ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 is approaching, I thought I make my self clear as whom I think are favorites to lift the most coveted title in the game this time around.

Are the Aussies under any threat to be dismantled from the TOP position of world cricket, which they have proudly held on for such a long period of time?

Most of you would feel so, as you all did about DADA and always thought that if he would ever return to the Indian side ever. Life has changed for DADA as he is the first player to be picked for the World Cup by the selectors and the crazy Indian fans (these polls they conduct in every news channels to decide the Team India for the upcoming championship…and these fans have a very short and amusing memory) besides the Indian Captain….! I generally back players and teams who have proven credentials. I have always believed on the fact that Form is temporary, class is permanent.

Similar to DADA’s form (a year back), the Aussies find themselves in a spot-of-bother. The poor results are just because of the amount of cricket these guys are playing in the recent times. They have played a grueling 5 Test Ashes Series and then participated in the One day series involving the English and Kiwis at home and then a three match One day series in New Zealand (which could have been avoided) was far too much of cricket in 3-4 months time. This has certainly taken a heavy toll on these cricketers, as the major troupe are nursing injuries and are fighting these injuries to get back into the side. Beating the English team convincingly in Ashes was expected, but then loosing to them in the finals and then loosing to the Kiwis in the Hadlee-Chappell Trophy should not be taken as major concern, as they are a champion side and would bounce back with a lot of venom.

For me it’s just not acceptable to consider the South Africans as the number one side in the world. It’s really unfair on Australia. Its similar as labeling Suresh Raina and other useless jerks were apparently better that DADA a year back. For me, these bunch of cricketers in the Aussie side are the best to have played in a team for a really long time. Loosing the 5 games in a row should not be taken as any cause of concern as they would be even more determined to get their third world cup in succession.

On a lighter note, I have always believed that which ever team reaches the final of the world cup along with the Aussies should be the champion of World Cup, coz the Aussies are in a league of their own. It’s similar to a time (prior 2003-04) when there was Sachin and then the rest. For me the Aussies would rule the roost in the upcoming world cup. Though they have a lot of injury and form concerns like the ones of Andrew Symonds, which is a major set back as he is a crucial member of their one-day squad…and now to the injury scare to Brett Lee and Matthew Hayden, any team would crumble. Form-wise, Gilchrist isn’t firing at the top of the order, but I still believe they would deliver the goods and would lift the title for the fourth time…. Hat trick of Titles of course.

Before I finish….let me reiterate that I am proud of DADA…. :)

-GAG

Salaam-E-Ishq: Review…..

Salman-Priyanka in Salaam-E-Ishq

Pathetic movie…..to say the least.

For the team who had come out with “Kal Ho Na Ho”, which I quite enjoyed and so did my friend KD, coz I made him watch that movie, say twice a week or so. Those times were just amazing we, the movie, the biriyani’s and the various wraps supplied by the vendor near our place and to add to it we had one room-mate whom we kindly called “The Moron” .

To describe “The Moron”…requires another article just dedicated to him…so forget him for the time being and let’s ponder on the job on hand…the review on the movie.

This was a movie which was supposed to create havoc at the box-office…but not to my surprise has not done too well, as most of the multi star casts never succeed at the box office.

The movie has 6 pairs in it, Salman the self claimed hero of the movie, is paired along with current hottie Priyanka Chopra.John with the female version of Emran Haashmi…..Guessing Who…? Naah not Mallika Sherawat! Its Vidya Balan.I guess she appear the most innocent of all the current crop of female actor in bollywood but certainly has at least one interesting scene per movie in all her movies done so far. If not all, most of it.

Then there is Anil Kapoor who is more like a buffoon rather than a sophisticated and stylish officer which he was supposed to portray in the movie. His role is just that he falls in love with a hot babe in the movie and is forgiven by his wife Juhi and his two kids as the movie reaches its climax. Believe it or not, Anil has shaven off his moustache in once of the scene in the movie, just to appear youthful…..hehehe….funny he looked.

The most interesting and good part of the movie is that of our very own Govinda.Must say as an audience I just wanted him to appear more on the screen .His only desire in the movie is that he should get hold of a blonde from abroad. To accomplish this he hangs around in his cab in front of the airport day in day out. He finally accomplishes his ambition.

Then there is one more couple in the movie …Sohail Khan and Isha Kopikkar. My friend KD feels that Sohail Khan for some reason or the other looks more like the Deol’s kin rather than a breed of the Khan’s…(KD needs to clarify on this please).They have a very interesting role in the movie…and do not speak a word other that some hilarious noises which he creates. Having sex with his newly wedded wife is his only goal in the movie

To say the least, the movie was dull and the performances were mere ordinary. I am wondering why I wasted my time writing this article on such a shoddily made movie… may be it can act as an warning message for all the viewers who haven’t yet watched the movie or the ones who are planning to.

To put it in brief, It was a let down by the team which produced “Kal Ho Na Ho.”

-GAG.

Never Cry for One Who Makes You Cry!

- Anon

Today being the 14’th of February, a day celebrated by all who are in love….. It’s purely coincidental that on this day I had to write my 14’th article for the FiteKlub, which came into existence 6 months back…..Let me take this oppurtunity to wish all the readers very happy valentines day.

Abhishek Jayanthi......!

Another dry day in the making…naaah…..Big Deal! Is it that important day of the year to be celebrated as ”Abhishek Jayanthi”, where the public are made to watch what would be his agenda for the day and to know what gifts he has got and if is fiancée has reached the airport to receive him or not. I guess we have got better things to do in life. I guess the Bachchan’s are getting into a desperate situation and are eyeing for any opportunity to get more into the limelight.

On the day of his birthday, it was aired on all satellite television news channels, baring Doordarshan (they believe in telecasting the NEWS and not all these crap), that Big B had gifted his son with a 1.7 crore (74 Lakh is the cost of the vehicle and the rest was paid as the import duty) Bentley and just after two days we come to know that it was his dear uncle Amar Singh who has presented Junior Bachchan the car. This was revealed when our dutiful cops wanted to check if all the rules and regulations have been taken care of for importing the Bentley. It was found during this investigation that the car was purchased by Amar Singh and the address of registration was given as the address of “Jalsa”, the residence of the Bachchans at Mumbai. It was also show on TV that Mr.Bachchan was gifted with a 3.5 Crore Rolls Royce by the maker of his upcoming movie Ekalavya.So I guess its Cars galore at the Bachchan’s residence….

The gift by his fiancée was kept as a big secret as was quoted by Ash’s secretary- "Her gift to Abhishek is too personal and confidential".

We aren’t bothered whatever the gift they both exchanged and what on earth they did on the day

The WAR has commenced:

As an audience I am kind of enjoying the silent war that has begun between the Bachchan’s –vs-SRK and H.Roshan.The Big B (with all due respect to him, as he the best thing to have happened to Bollywood) is trying hard to sustain his super stardom and the Junior is trying even harder to outshine the “First Superhero” of Indian cinema. The best part of all these are King Khan and Krrish are both ignorant of all the stuff that is being said about them and are busy in earning glory, fame and accolades from all corners. I guess the Bachchan’s are kind of feeling insecure of their future, which I sincerely feel they shouldn’t as the Indian audience has given them so much of love and adulation in the past and would continue to do so.

The kind of stuff being done is too immature and silly. Apparently Aby Baby is coming up with an answer to Krrish to out do Hrithik’s performance in Krrish. In reality if you ask me as an unbiased viewer, I feel Hrithik has an edge in what ever he does over everybody in Bollywood,leave alone the Junior Bachchan. He dances well, in actual fact much better than the rest, has a stunning physique which junior can only dream of, and has solo hits which Junior has failed to deliver up till now. They both act equally good, nothing special to write home about.

Its sheer pressure to deliver hits is bothering both the Bachchans. Making his latest flick Guru a tax free in one of the states, ruled by their dear friend “Softy Singh” is all unwarranted.

Meanwhile SRK has maintained his dignity all the way and shown all due respect and admiration to Big B, what ever have been the later’s remarks on the new KBC and the new DON. Reportedly Big B hasn’t not watched the new KBC and has disliked the new DON. The Bachchans are feeling the heat and are not able to digest that the new host of KBC is doing well and is on TV four days a week. I guess this has started bothering them and they are looking out for each and every way of publicity that they can get.

On the Marriage:

Apparently both Abhishek and Ash are astrologically manglik…some thing to do with the planets… which means that the planet Mars (mangla) and possibly even the planet Saturn are in the seventh house(layman wouldn’t understand whose house …so I suggest forget it). People with manglik dosh are prone to multiple marriages. That means Ash’s marriage to Abhishek could either end in divorce or his death. I have also read some reports which suggest that Ash has already married……….oops surprised……yes she has apparently married a peepal tree in the holy city of Varanasi, and a banana tree in the southern Indian city of Bangalore to kill her manglik dosh.

So would the dosh survive….to take its revenge…?I hope it doesn’t….. :)

God Bless the couple...

-GAG.

The Ultimate Moron

Circuit announcing,and the Ultimate Moron is.....

I was quite fortunate not to watch all the episodes of the so called “BIG BOSS”, but was forcefully made to watch some of them. The contestants for me were all a mixture of morons and jerks. Look at the credentials of some of those like Ravi Kishen-The Big B of Bihar, Carol- The “Show-Off” babe, Aryan Ved-Emotional fool, Anupama Verma – Played some good game with Ved, Rakhi Sawant-Oh what can be said about her…she is just awesome…just an awesome actress(over),Bobby Darling-What kind of creature is this...?, Baba Sehgal-Cannot sing and cannot act either, Roopali Ganguly-Readers she doesn’t have connection to the Ex-Indian Captain, Deepak Tijori-certainly can make movies than wile away time here and his Aashiqui partner Rahul Roy- the ultimate winner and many other morons.

This was indeed a torture for us viewers to sit in front of the idiot box and watch these jerks fight it out. For me Rakhi was just awesome in the entire series. Of whatever I had seen, she used to sing, dance and do all awful stuff’s to lure other male contestant…but not to my surprise not a soul was bothered about her and her activities. It was as if she never existed in the show.

There was this horrendous, atrocious, nauseating, sickening (all synonyms I guess, thanks to MS-Word Thesaurus) creature called Bobby Darling, now what does this name mean…is up to the readers to decide…as it’s beyond my understanding.

The love story involving Anupama and Aryan was good time pass for the audience.

In the end I guess the most deserving contestants were left to battle it out in Carol, Rahul Roy and Ravi Kishen.You should have seen Ravi Kishen on the show as he would embrace all the ladies (Bobby Darling included) at any given chance…that desperate guy. He is considered to be the superstar of Bhojpuri movies and the man in Nagma’s life. You should have seen him beg for apology from his better half and their kids once he was eliminated on the final day, I guess he had no where to go.

Ultimately Rahul Roy emerged the winner of the show. The reason for his triumph I guess was as he was the laziest, slow and not at all entertaining and never took on any body in the show.

God bless the voters who opted for Rahul as the winner by casting their valuable votes. I guess the ultimate winners nowadays are the Telecom Industry and the TV channels.

Hence Rahul Roy became the Ultimate Moron of all…………!

-GAG